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Fixing Dumb ‘Inspirational’ Quotes 4

When I started collecting dumb Tinder bios (for fixing them up), I also started collecting new dumb inspirational quotes. The last weeks my blog has become a little more serious, so I thought I’d want it to be light and fun again and be the internet troll I aspire to be. If you don’t know why I do this – neither do I – but part one of this series might make it a little clearer. Without further explanations, I wanna share the best of the worst the internet could give me.

 

buy-a-calender

 

 

 

die

 

 

being-a-people-pleaser

 

 

boring

 

 

erect

 

 

sleep

 

 

jerks-off

 

 

cryonics

 

 

its-probably-an-embolus

 

 

find-on-tinder

 

If you like this series, please let me know, so I will create posts like this more often. If you have any ideas of what I might fix up, besides inspirational quotes and Tinder Bios, please let me know in the comment section. Thanks – and have a wonderful day!

xoxo2

Ben

 

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Compulsive nonconformist who left the 9-to-5 world after studying psychology and has since then devoted himself to design and writing on a freelance basis. Has at least four different kinds of chips at home at any given time.

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    11. July 2019
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    The dreams not working unless you sleep is probably my favorite of the bunch.

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    2. May 2019
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    Anonymous

    More! 😁

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    1. May 2019
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    Great work and a good theme! Thank you for the early morning chuckle! Naked hugs!

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    1. May 2019
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    Anonymous

    Hey! You leave integrity alone, sheeple have a tenuous enough relationship with it. 🤓
    But a few of those others have my morning the chuckle it needed! Especially “Dreams don’t work unless you sleep” and “Be the reason someone jerks off today”. So, thanks!

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