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Fixing Dumb Tinder Bios

For this week’s blog, I thought I wanted to have fun and do what I like to do the most when on the internet: Being a troll. One thing I am not missing from being single is going on Tinder, finding a cute guy who seems to be normal, then scrolling further down to his bio that makes me roll my eyes and want to forget I am part of this apps’ community. In the spirit of fixing dumb inspirational quotes (new installment will be online soon!), I thought I’d switch it up and re-write Tinder bios the way I interpret them.

No tea, no shade – if you find your own bio on here, please don’t be mad.
But please, do think about changing your bio. Deleting it might be fine, too.

 

inner-values

 

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emojis

 

fuck-around2.jpg

 

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stalker

 

world-evolves-around-me

 

french-vocabulary

 

inspirational-quotes

 

actual-job

 

xoxo2

Ben

Do you remember similar Bios from your own experience?
Please tell me if you’d like to see me do this more often.

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Compulsive nonconformist who left the 9-to-5 world after studying psychology and has since then devoted himself to design and writing on a freelance basis. Has at least four different kinds of chips at home at any given time.

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  • Avatar
    28. March 2019
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    Hilarious.
    Can’t wait for your other motivational quotes.

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    22. March 2019
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    Mila

    Please do more, I am LIVING for tinder bullshit!

  • Avatar
    22. March 2019
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    “My wife knows I f#ck around” What a catch!
    JP

  • Avatar
    21. March 2019
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    Anonymous

    Omg its soo good 😂 you have to do more

  • Avatar
    21. March 2019
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    please do more of these
    lmao! 😀

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    21. March 2019
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    OMG, though…I forgot to mention my most recent evidence!
    A guy hits me up with the ol’ winky face greeting, y’know…because I’m special. I go look at his profile and I’m thinking, “cute, meh, nah, nah, nah” and then I get to the end and he says, “I’m also homeless, so if you have a problem with that, move on”!
    I sat there and stared at it a minute, trying to decide if this beat out “would you ever date a guy with no arms” guy, decided he didn’t but what a great offensive defense!
    I almost wanted to write back and say, “The homeless thing didn’t even break my top 5 reasons not to date you!
    Smoking and Taurus (I’m just not compatible, apparently) arethings that probably won’t change. Hopefully your homelessness situation will.
    PS: YOU should have a problem with it, though…
    But ultimately, I just ignored him.

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    21. March 2019
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    I have to admit, once I realized years ago what social media was all about, I deleted my entries and decided that I would only interact in person. I saved myself lots of trouble! Naked hugs!

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      21. March 2019
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      Yeah, the refusal to participate in these apps/sites really is the only way to go.

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          23. March 2019
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          Totally agree. If I didn’t laugh at the situation…🤷🏽‍♂️
          That’s part of why I chose my Dating Into Oblivion blog theme to publish as a non-fiction piece. So far, the people who have read it have found the same humor I did in my dating attempts.

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