10 weird Wish products you never knew you don’t need
Call me guilty: Twice a year or so I forget about all the negative reviews Wish has gotten over the past years and order a couple of products. There’s something about the weirdness of the stuff they sell that you just can’t get anywhere else!
Although I wouldn’t specifically recommend Wish, I also can’t keep my hands off it. When I saw an ad for blue Bonsai seeds (a tree that doesn’t exist), I was intrigued and wanted to find out what other weird products Wish sells. I went down a deep and bizarre rabbit hole and came back with some real gems!
Here goes my list of 10 weird products that prove you can buy anything on Wish. When it arrives at your doorstep, however, you probably wish it was a little more like the pictures online.
#10 Camel Toe Cup
A useful cup that men can use to get a camel toe. Or women who’ve never experienced camel toe can finally do so.
#9 Weight Loss Earrings
These earrings will not only make you lose weight, but also make you sleep better and clean your tongue while they’re at it. Wow!
#8 Bottle Cap Shooter
This probably way too dangerous but still kinda cool toy that lets you shoot bottle caps.
#7 Doggie Underwear
This underwear to finally make your sleazy doggo look decent in public.
#6 Portable Sauna
The portable sauna that turns home quarantine into home spa.
#5 Pimple Popping Game
For the good skin day.
#4 Bike Balls
These bike light balls that will definitely make you seen.
#3 Manly Fanny Pack
The fanny pack for the alcoholic who believes 90s fashion is back.
#2 Rainbow Tomato Seeds
These rainbow tomato seeds that are definitely not poisonous.
John Travolta Nicolas Cage Merch
If you’re a fan of Nicolas Cage you can now have him printed on your leggings. Or your sweater. Or even on a glitter-flip pillow.
By the way, the last one on my list reminds me a LOT of a shirt I once created which is available in my Shop #shamelessplug